Pardon My American

#9: #beetoo

We all know Kavanaugh is guilty because women never lie…The trade war with China will inflate the cost of sex dolls…There is a special place in Hell for all Samsung appliances…Take a breath of fresh air as the amount of shit on San Francisco’s streets has been cut in half...Dave creates a new religion and explains that Earth is really just one of God’s testicles...Male honey bees are virgins until the day they die.

#8: Segway

Hurricanes increase the probability of seeing dolphins in your neighborhood…Go Fund Me raises money for people to steal from bums…Elon Musk is a genius who talks funny and we need more inventors like him…Geraldo knows Puerto Rico like the back of his mustache…They don’t build cars like they used to and you shouldn’t wear shorts when you change your oil.

#7: Ashtown with Guest Jarrett Skreen

Jarrett Skreen, co-founder of Ashtown Brewing Company, joins the show...Beer is recession-proof and also bum-proof...Puke the rainbow by drinking 4-Loko and the Three Rivers Mall is where businesses go to die...Prison juice will put hair on your chest and driving brings out the worst in people...Nike exploits Kaepernick and Lululemon pants aren’t made for everyone...Auctioneering helps to silence protesters and we all could learn a lesson from T-bone. More about Ashtown Brewing Company... Website: http://www.ashtownbrewing.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ashtownbrewingco/?fb_dtsg_ag=AdzSvy8UKO3p90Bu8MyAHB0Yefm589SB0RqviGlOg4EyAw%3AAdwFm24yKtrEUwjNdZRzi-kvHaFwVWenTf8Tuj9ZEzSi6A

#6: Combat Wombat

Combat Wombat beer makes you grow hair on your nuts instantly...Toby “Tugboat” McGuire was the worst Spider-Man ever and there are too many Batman movies...Dave’s a proud, card-carrying member of the Trump Team and Hillary’s reset button gets lost in translation...Legalizing prostitution would release the tension in America and the Oculus Rift becomes the Oculus Stiff...Ozark is a great show that Dave will never watch and a bunch of drunk people like the Smashing Pumpkins...Portland has fantastic food choices and another guys night is in the works.